Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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