I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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