yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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