Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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