Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Randomize
