you guys were way drunker than both of me
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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