Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
why is half of my head shaved?
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