doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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