wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
i think im in europe. pls send help
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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