that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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