Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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