He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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