No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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