oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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