sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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