Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
tell me about the fingering
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