That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Someone came in the potted fern
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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