He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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