I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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