you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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