You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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