Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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