I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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