My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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