You're so nebulous sometimes
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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