Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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