You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
there was a trapeze. enough said
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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