All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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