I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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