How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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