Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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