i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I have fence marks all over my body
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
All the doctor said was why
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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