Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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