I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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