I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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