in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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