Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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