Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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