It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The uberlube is also flammable
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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