On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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