Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
