the new term for farting is butt boxing.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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