Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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