Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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