At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Randomize