He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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