OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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