i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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