Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Every concussion has its silver lining
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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