You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
