Already got asked if we're dating
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
