The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
last night I used snow as a chaser
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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