Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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